Cher is many things: a singer, an actress, an LGBTQI+ icon - and she also happens to be extremely good at Twitter. And by good, we mean AMAZING.
Cher's Twitter account has been a source of political commentary, thoughtful observation, dumbfounding surprise, wondrous entertainment, and complete batsh*t insanity for nearly 8 years now.
And the icon is only getting better and better.
Without further ado, here are some of Cher's most fabulously illuminating, yet utterly confusing tweets.
1. When she felt unseen:
2. When she just wanted to let us all know about her posterior:
3. When she was celebrating Madonna's b'day by divulging even more butt info:
4. When the grown-ups were being a touch too Pacman-esque:
5. When she complimented Tom Hardy but inadvertently shaded him:
6. When she learned exactly how HARDCORE tiny kittens can be:
7. When she felt a little antisocial:
8. When her technology should have been more goddamn appreciative:
9. When her technology seriously needed to get its sh*t together:
10. When she was kidnapped for A WHOLE HOUR by Pinterest:
11. When she was all-knowing of the differences between multiple universes:
12. When she wanted to gently reach out to those going through tough times:
13. When airport staff were shocked that her name is legally just 'Cher':
14. When she needed some bird art as soon as humanly possible:
15. When she had a very good response to a caps lock-related question:
16. When she got super shady with her arch nemeses, the Twitter Egg trolls:
17. When the lolly treats were far too overwhelming:
18. Actually, there's been quite a few deeply profound thoughts about lollies:
19. When she gave a thorough explanation on why she favours the ghost emoji:
20. When she needed to know how this Minion illustration came to fruition:
21. When she felt cuter depending on geography and also found a biscuit:
22. When she wanted to let us know her mates were looking out for her:
23. When she sent 100 desks. To where? Who knows.
24. When she learned that you learn a lot from people's sites:
25. When she had questions about where she was heading:
26. When she just didn't quite understand the common dialect of the internet:
27. When she had the world's best response to a over-eager fan:
28. When she knew if you want to get something done, you gotta do it yourself:
29. When emojis were all she'd ever need:
30. And again, when emojis were all she'd ever need:
31. Once more; when emojis were all she'd ever need (to lower age and boost sex appeal):
Source: Tenor
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