He claims it was an accident.
According to a report in the always credulous entertainment website The Mail Online, Norwegian man Claus Jørstad, 45, was using an Ikea Marius chair in the shower when one of his testicles somehow became trapped in the chair mid-shower.
Mr Jorstad claims he was using the chair in the shower because of a "knee injury", when somehow one of his testicles accidentally slipped through a hole and then swelled due to the heat of the water and became stuck.
‘I couldn’t f***** move. Imagine an angry Irishman having an incident, cursing his way," he told his friends on Facebook.
For a knee injury.... Source: Facebook
‘And as I couldn't move, I started pondering how the hell I was gonna get outta the mess. After a lot of pondering forth and back, I realised I had no bloody ideas.
‘The water turned cold by itself. So I started freezing. The water got cold. Even more cold than my mother-in-law’s smile when I married her daughter.’
He claims that while sitting there in the cold shivering away he managed to get free, hypothesising that the cold water shrank his testicle enough for him to break free.
'It was when I reached for the dryer I realised I was a free man.’
The post was directed at Ikea's official Facebook page, which later responded.
The victim. Source: Facebook
'Hey Claus. We recommend that you take the stool out of the shower... or that you sit on it with the right uniform on and in the right setting.'
Classy stuff.
